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Short Tag Line:
Couple looking for FUN people
I/We are looking for
**Update***********************
We're back!! And we have improved--we now play together and alone; so all are welcome to the party (single girls, single guys and couples).
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We want to kick it about and see what kind of trouble we can get in. But first, we've been overwhelmed by the amount of fake people (men, women and couples) in this area, so our new rules are:
--Pics are mandatory before we even "chat", if you are real, you have a face & we will want to see it
--If you're a couple we will want to talk to both of you early in the interaction. If someone is too "shy" to talk, bets are they'll be crap in the bed.
--Single guys, read the profile & provide face pics or we're not talking
--no black guys (sorry, it's a preference)
--and, you don't have to be Ken and Barbie, but be HWP and care about your body. Don't tell us you're fit when you know you're 20 lbs overweight. How do you hide that fact when you're naked?
--SINGLE GUYS: Here's the deal; we gave you the 'hoo email in here (if you read the profile) and we will only talk if you send face and body pics. Not compromising on this. Get the need for repetition?
--Single ladies.....ah, never mind, they don't exist.
--We work out at least 5 days a week. If you haven't worked out in 5 years do you really think we'll be attracted? Seriously? If you're comfortable with being out of shape and overweight, that's fine, who are we to judge? But, we aren't attracted to buldging bellies and rolls. We have to be frank because so many people don't seem to understand that, so we have to spell it out.
We've found that there are too many fake couples, women and (gasp!) even single males here in Alabama. Hugely disappointing. We're quickly readying to give up on the scene here; such a huge waste of time. If there are any actualy REAL people out there, you're still welcome to email. If you're some loser wanting IM sex chat, go stroke it to someone else. If you're a single lady.....never mind, you don't exist--how surreal is that? LOL If you're a couple, only contact us if you DON'T have issues.
Couples, hot ladies and select men to join us for fun in the bedroom. **Include pics to get a response**. Also, we are free members, so if your pic can't get through to us you'll have to send an email. Couples: we want full swap & drama free. Confident and secure couples are very sexy. Ladies: we both want to play with you together. Men: she enjoys a new adventure just like the next girl (bi guys don't interest us).
Describe Yourself:
Fun-loving couple looking expand horizons. We love to laugh and play. We're very easy to get along with and sometimes simply enjoy the company of good, funny people. That's one of the greatest things about the lifestyle is meeting so many people and simply having good fun. Of course, the adult times are the best.
We've found that this is difficult in Alabama. Not enough real people here. Actually, are there any, except for the fun folks we already know ;)
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We'll do that when you prove you're real.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We'd italicize this if we could because, obviously, there are a lot of people who can't read: PLEASE BE REAL. Time is precious and we don't want to waste it on fakers or people who simply want sex chat. HAVE PICS FROM THE BEGINNING. Please feel free to contact us. A wonderful journey awaits. Our y! is sp00natuna (those are zeroes, not capital Os). Hope to hear from you soon.
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